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This is a transcript of the Dragon Tales episode "No Hitter" from season one, which aired on October 22, 1999.

Dialogue[]

  • [The episode begins at Max and Emmy's house. Max puts down an orange dragon plush toy as Emmy's tying her shoes.]
  • Emmy: Come on, Max. We can't be late for the big Dragon Ball game. [episode title appears]
  • Max: Just a second! [throws the ball, knocking the plush over] You're out! Did you see that, Emmy? I'm a really good pitcher. [Emmy gets off the couch to fetch the Dragon Scale] Can I pitch in the game today?
  • Emmy: [opens the drawer, having not heard Max's question] Okay, Max.
  • Max: [becomes excited, thinking Emmy said yes] Yeah!
  • Emmy and Max: I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with Dragons in a land apart.
  • [The dragons on the wall come to life and surround Emmy and Max. They're both taken to the Dragon Ball game. Fade to the Dragon Ball game, and the camera zooms in and they both appear.]
  • Max: Hi, everyone!
  • Emmy: ¡Hola!
  • Quetzal: ¡Hola, Max! ¡Hola, Emmy!
  • Cassie: You're just in time...
  • Ord: ...for a team hug!
  • [The dragons all walk to the children to give them a hug]
  • Quetzal: Okay, niños, let's go over the rules again. When the pitcher rolls the ball to you, kick it as hard as you can and run! If you can get all of the way around the bases, before anyone tags you with the ball, you get a point.
  • Zak: And the team with the most points, at the end of the game, wins!
  • Quetzal: Correcto, Zak, but more important than winning...
  • Wheezie: [blows her horn] ...is having FUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!
  • Quetzal: Okay, niños, play ball!
  • [A red dragon puts the ball down, and moves off screen. Emmy and Max run to the ball; Emmy picks it up]
  • Max: Give me the ball, Emmy.
  • Emmy: What for? 
  • Max: I'm pitching. [Emmy glares at Max]
  • Emmy: Nuh-uh! You're playing out there with Ord. [Emmy points to Ord, who's waving]
  • Max: But you said I could pitch! 
  • Emmy: Did not! 
  • Max: Did too! In the playroom!!
  • Emmy: Did not!!
  • Max: It's not fair!! [Max and Emmy glare angrily at each other. Then, Max punches Emmy's right arm with his right fist, causing her to drop the ball to the ground]
  • Emmy: Ow! [Emmy begins to cry as she rubs her arm. Quetzal walks over to the kids]
  • Emmy: [tearfully] Max hit me! 
  • Quetzal: Why did you hit your sister, Max?
  • Max: She said I could pitch! 
  • Emmy: I never said that! 
  • Max: Did so! I asked you before we left home, and you said, "okay"!
  • Emmy: I said, "Okay let's go." I didn't hear you ask to pitch!
  • Quetzal: All right, niños! Go ahead and pitch, Emmy! [to Max] Max, we need to talk.
  • [Max walks away angrily from Emmy with Quetzal, who itches her eyes once. She then grabs the ball and throws the ball to an orange dragon who kicks it. Cassie and the other dragons run.]
  • Emmy: Get it, Cassie!
  • Ord: Throw it here, throw it here!
  • [Cassie runs as she tries catching the ball. She wacks it to Ord with her tail, but it lands in his pouch]
  • Ord: Where did it go?
  • Emmy: In your pouch! Get it!
  • Dragon: Hurry!
  • [Ord gets the ball out from his pouch and the other team cheers, after the orange dragon makes a home run. Ord then throws the ball to Emmy.]
  • Max: The game is starting, Quetzal!
  • Quetzal: I know, it's okay to be angry, Max, but the first rule in Dragon Land is that you cannot hit anyone.
  • Max: But I really want to pitch!
  • Quetzal: I understand, but you must never, ever hit. Next time you get angry, Max, use your words, not your fists.
  • Max: How do I do that?
  • Quetzal: Just say how you feel, but don't hit.
  • Max: All right. Can I go play now?
  • Quetzal: , but if you hit someone again, I'll have to take you out of the game.
  • Max: Okay, Quetzal!
  • [Max runs next to Ord. Emmy throws the ball to one of the dragons from the other team, who kicks it to Max and Ord blocks him and catches it before he can.]
  • Max: It's mine, it's mine!
  • Ord: I got it!
  • Max: No fair! You didn't let me catch it!
  • Ord: Sorry, Max. You'll get the next one.
  • Quetzal: Good work, Max! You used your words!
  • [Max walks away angrily from Ord. Emmy throws the ball to one of the dragons from the other team, who kicks it to Zak and Wheezie.]
  • Wheezie: Oh, oh, oh... I got it!
  • Zak: You mean we both got it! Because we only have two hands.
  • Wheezie: No, no! I got it! [the ball lands in Wheezie's mouth] Toooooooold 'ya! [Zak chuckles]
  • [The dragons from their team cheer, while three of the dragons from the other team surprisingly and disappointingly watch after their teammate gets eliminated.]
  • Ord: She caught it!!
  • Cassie: Yay!!!
  • Emmy: Way to go, Wheezie!
  • [Emmy throws the ball to a red dragon, who tries to kick it to Max.]
  • Max: Look out, Ord! I got it, I got it!
  • Ord: It's yours, Max!
  • [Max tries to catch the ball, but he blinks and yells and it bounces in front of him and lands in Ord's hands.]
  • Ord: [embarrassed] I-I...
  • [Emmy and Cassie turn and become surprised.]
  • Max: That was my ball!!
  • [Max gets mad again and kicks Ord's tail. The ball bounces out of Ord's arms.]
  • Ord: OW!! Ooh, ooh, oh my tail!! YOU HURT MY TAIL!!!
  • [Ord begins to cry, Max is starting to feel guilty that he had hurt his best friend, and Emmy, Zak, Wheezie, Quetzal and Cassie walk over to him and Max.]
  • Quetzal: Are you okay, Ord?
  • Ord: [tearfully] I tried to let Max catch it, but he closed his eyes, and the ball bounced in front of him, and I wasn't even trying to get it, but it landed right in my arms, and--and--and then he kicked my tail! [cries and sobs]
  • [Quetzal turns to Max.]
  • Max: He didn't let me catch the ball!
  • Quetzal: Entiendo, but you're going to have to come out of the game for a while.
  • [Quetzal walks away with Max, who is now disappointed. Since Max hit Ord too, Max is being taken out of the game for a while.]
  • Cassie: Without Max, we only have four players on our team, and they have five!
  • Zak: We'll never win now!
  • [Fade to a close-up of the game. Emmy throws the ball to a blue dragon. The blue dragon kicks it. The scene cuts to Quetzal who is keeping Max out of the game for not following his directions.]
  • Quetzal: Did you see how sad Ord was when you hit him, Max?
  • Max: I used my words, but he didn't listen.
  • Quetzal: Well, the next time you feel like hitting somebody, stop and find something to hit instead.
  • Max: Huh?
  • [Max finds a basket filled with balls.]
  • Max: Like dragon balls?
  • Quetzal: ¡SÍ! ¡Perfecto, Maxito! You can hit them as hard as you want, and nobody gets hurt.
  • [Max tips the basket over, then kicks a few dragon balls]
  • Max: Yeah!!
  • [Quetzal winks at him.]
  • [Back to the game, a red dragon throws the ball to Zak and Wheezie. They try kicking it, but they miss.]
  • Quetzal: ¡Está bien! Give it another try, niños!
  • Wheezie: We only have one more try, Zak! Time for my special kick!!!
  • Zak: Don't do it, Wheezie!! Remember what happened the last time?!
  • [The red dragon throws the ball again.]
  • Wheezie: Yeah! I really gave it a...!
  • Zak and Wheezie: Whoa! Aah! [they try kicking it, but they miss again and fall to the ground. They're automatically eliminated.]
  • Quetzal: Ouch! [chuckles] Better luck next time, niños.
  • Emmy: I'm up!
  • Cassie: We're losing by three!
  • Ord: You got to get a point, Emmy!
  • Emmy: Definitely!
  • [The red dragon throws the ball to Emmy, who kicks it.]
  • Blue Dragon: Huh?
  • [Everybody claps and cheers while Emmy's running. The ball lands on the purple dragon, who throws it on the ground. That dragon picks it up and throws it to the orange dragon, and everybody cheers.]
  • Cassie: You did it!!
  • All: Hooray!!!
  • Quetzal: Cassie, you're up!
  • [Cassie walks and begins her turn. The red dragon throws the ball to Cassie, who kicks it.]
  • Cassie: I kicked it! I KICKED IT!!!
  • All: Run, run!!!
  • [Cassie runs but gets caught in the middle of two other dragons.]
  • Cyan Dragon: Whoopsie. [throws the ball to the purple dragon]
  • Cassie: Uh, oh!
  • [Cassie points up to the sky as a distraction.]
  • Cassie: What's that?
  • [The two dragons look up, but don’t see anything.]
  • Cyan Dragon: Eh?
  • Purple Dragon: Huh?
  • Cassie: See 'ya!
  • Cyan Dragon: HEY!!! [The purple dragon throws the ball, which lands on the orange dragon's head while Cassie runs.]
  • Emmy: Point for Cassie!!
  • Ord: Way to go!!
  • All: Yay, Cassie!!!
  • [The teams are now switching sides]
  • Quetzal: Now do you think you're ready to play without hitting, Max?
  • Max: Uh huh!
  • Quetzal: Well, what are you waiting for? Go get 'em!
  • Max: YEAH!!!
  • [Max gets off the rock and gets back in the game. Emmy throws the ball to the cyan dragon. The cyan dragon kicks it to Max.]
  • Max: Got it!
  • Ord: Tag him, Max! Tag him!!
  • Cyan Dragon: Nyah, nyah! Can't tag me!
  • Max: Oh!
  • [Max gets angry and starts to use his fist again, but remembers what Quetzal told him.]
  • Max: Yes, I can! [He tags the cyan dragon out.]
  • All: He's out, yeah!! Way to go, Max! All right, Max!!
  • Quetzal: Mmmmmmmmmm...
  • [Fade to the red dragon, who throws the ball to Ord. He kicks it.]
  • All: Go, Ord!!!
  • [The ball travels all over the field.]
  • Ord: I'm going to get a point! I'm...! [However, the orange dragon on third base tags him out before he can reach the base.]
  • Orange Dragon: Gotcha!
  • All: Awww! [Ord gets eliminated and walks away sadly.]
  • Quetzal: Sorry, Ord. Zak and Wheezie, you're up! [Zak and Wheezie walk to start their turn.]
  • Cassie: We have to get two more points!
  • Ord: You two can do it!
  • Emmy: Definitely!
  • Zak: Not so hard this time! Okay, Wheezie? My scales are still rattling from last time. [puts a helmet on his head]
  • Wheezie: I can't help it, Zak! I just love Dragon Ball! [The red dragon throws the ball to Zak and Wheezie, who kick it.] It's such a kick!!
  • All: Run!!!
  • Zak and Wheezie: Yeah!!!
  • All: Go!! Yeah!!!
  • [The ball lands on the red dragon, who throws it to the cyan dragon. Zak and Wheezie gasp and run.]
  • Emmy: They did it!!
  • All: Yay!!! [cheering]
  • Quetzal: Okay, Maxito, you're up!
  • Emmy: Go, Max!
  • Cassie: If you get a point, we win!
  • Max: Don't worry, I'm a great kicker.
  • Ord: [holding and rubbing his tail from the earlier kick] Yeah, I know.
  • [The red dragon throws the ball to Max. He tries to kick it, but he fails and gets angry.]
  • Max: No fair! That was too fast!!
  • [Max stomps his foot in frustration and his friends look worried. The red dragon throws the ball to Max again. He tries to kick it, but he fails again and falls to the ground. Max gets very angry this time and is getting ready to walk over to where the red dragon is and hit him.]
  • Max: YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!
  • Quetzal: Max, remember what I told you.
  • Max: I know, but what else can I hit?!
  • [The red dragon throws the ball to Max once more, and he finally kicks it.]
  • Max: The ball!! Whoa!!!
  • Red Dragon: Whoa!!!
  • All: Go, Max!!! Run!!! You can do it! Keep running!!!
  • [The ball lands in the cyan dragon's arm. Max crawls under the cyan dragon's arms to avoid getting eliminated, causing the cyan dragon to lose his hat while looking down.]
  • Cyan Dragon: Huh?!
  • [The cyan dragon throws the ball, but it hits the orange dragon on the nose, and Max makes it to home base, sliding hands-first in the dirt.]
  • Max: I did it!!! I got a hit, without hitting anyone!!!
  • Ord: [Walks right over] Hooray!!!
  • Cassie: We won!!!
  • [Ord picks Emmy, Cassie, and Max up and hugs them]
  • Emmy: Definitely!
  • Wheezie: ♪LOOOOOOVE IT!♪
  • All: Yay!!! All right! Yeah!! Good going!!!
  • Emmy and Max: I wish, I wish, to use this rhyme, to go back home, until next time.
  • [The two are taken back to their playroom with trophies.]
  • Emmy: We're the Dragon Ball champs, Max!
  • Max: Yeah! Did you see the way I kicked the ball, Emmy? Just like this!
  • [Max kicks in the air, but his shoe comes off and lands onto Emmy’s trophy.]
  • Emmy: Point for Max!
  • [The both of them laugh, the screen fades to black ending the episode.]
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