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This is a transcript of the Dragon Tales episode "Zak and the Beanstalk" from season one, which aired on October 5, 1999.

Dialogue[]

  • Max: Got it.
  • Emmy: You ready?
  • Max: Uh-huh.
  • Emmy: Well, come on. I told Zak and Wheezie we'd meet 'em back in Dragon Land.
  • Max and Emmy: I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragon, in a land apart.
  • Emmy: Zak? Wheezie?
  • Wheezie: Shh! Over here. did you bring it?
  • Emmy: Uh-huh. I have a ton of bread crumbs.
  • Max: And I got my binoculars.
  • Zak: Good. 'Cause I just know something bad's happened to the Do-Re-Mi birds.
  • Wheezie: When their music didn't wake us up this morning... we came out here to see if they were okay.
  • Zak: Only, we didn't see anything. The Do-Re-Mis are gone.
  • Max: We'll help you look for them, won't we, Emmy?
  • Emmy: Definitely!
  • Zak: I brought some Do-Re-Mi hats... so if we find then, we won't frighten them away. Here, put 'em on.
  • Zak: Okay, Wheezie, let's try to call them with soft, sweet music.
  • Wheezie: Comin' right up!
  • Zak: Wheezie! That's not soft and sweet. This is soft and sweet.
  • Emmy: Maybe they'll come for bread crumbs.
  • Zak: Emmy, no! The wind is blowing the wrong way! Oh, it's no use. I'll never hear Do-Re-Mi music again!
  • Emmy: Don't give up, Zak. The birds must be around here somewhere.
  • Max: Yeah. Maybe they're way up in a tree somewhere. Huh? It's Sid. He's waving at us.
  • Sid Sycamore: And then the ground shook when he walked. Boom, boom, boom! And he grabbed all the Do-Re-Mis in one hand!
  • Zak: Who?
  • Sid Sycamore: A great big giant named Mungus!
  • Wheezie: So that's why we couldn't find the Do-Re-Mis.
  • Sid Sycamore: Now you're barkin' up the right tree.
  • Emmy: Do you know where Mungus lives?
  • Sid Sycamore: In a castle high in the clouds.
  • Wheezie: We gotta go up there and bring back the Do-Re-Mis.
  • Zak: It's too high. I'll get dizzy!
  • Sid Sycamore: So, you sure you wanna go up there?
  • Max: Yeah!
  • Emmy: Yeah!
  • Wheezie: Yeah!
  • Zak: No! Oh! All right.
  • Sid Sycamore: Hey, then come on. Get in the tree house and leave the flyin' to me! Hang on. [Sid stretches his roots up high like an elevator and arrived at the top of the clouds] Top floor. Giant department.
  • Max: Feels like cotton candy.
  • Emmy: Where's Mungus' castle?
  • Sid Sycamore: Right there. But be careful. He can be grumpy it he smells a dragon.
  • Zak: How big is he?
  • Sid Sycamore: Well, if Mungus was standin' right next to ya... he'd come up to about here.
  • Zak: His head, up to here? That's not so bad.
  • Sid Sycamore: I'm talking' about his big toe!
  • Zak: Let me know when we're back at home!
  • Max: It sure is big in here.
  • Wheezie: Look, look! The Do-Re-Mis!
  • Zak: Let's get 'em and get out of here before the giant comes back.
  • Wheezie: Hop on.
  • Zak: It's okay. We're here to rescue you.
  • Emmy: Maybe we can lift this up.
  • Zak: It's the giant! We're doomed!
  • Mungus the Giant: Fe-fi-fo-fum... I smell the scales of a puny dragon. I know you're here somewhere.
  • Zak: Hang on, Wheezie.
  • Mungus the Giant: Aha! [Mungus grabs the two-headed dragon and the two kids in his hands] What are you doing in my castle?
  • Zak: We were just wondering... if you wanted to buy some Dragon Scout cookies.
  • Wheezie: Oh, no, we weren't! We came to rescue the Do-Re-Mis!
  • Max: Yeah! From the big mean giant!
  • Mungus: Big mean giant? Ah where?
  • Emmy: He means you!
  • Mungus the Giant: Me? But I’m the littlest one of my family. I’m not mean.
  • Emmy: If you’re not a mean giant, why did you take the do-re-mis?
  • Mungus the Giant: Uh, ‘cause I love music and want to listen to their pretty songs, but they haven’t sung a single note since they got here.
  • Zak: That's because they're scared.
  • Mungus the Giant: I'm sorry, little Do-Re-Mi birds. I didn't mean to frighten you.
  • Emmy: Why don't you just make your own music, Mungus?
  • Mungus the Giant: 'Cause I can't!
  • Wheezie: Well, sure you can! We could teach you how to play an instrument.
  • Mungus the Giant: You could?
  • Max: Uh-huh.
  • Emmy: Definitely!
  • Wheezie: Love to!
  • Zak: But--
  • Mungus the Giant: But what?
  • Zak: You have to let the Do-Re-Mis go home.
  • Mungus the Giant: After I learn how to make music.
  • Wheezie, Zak, Emmy and Max: Deal!
  • Wheezie: Oh, I just love the trombone! It's so-- [Wheezie trying to imitate a trombone sound]
  • Mungus the Giant: You really think I could play that?
  • Zak: I hope so.
  • Wheezie: Just put your lips on this end and blow.
  • Mungus the Giant: This trombone is too small!
  • Max: Bet it would fit in your nose.
  • Mungus the Giant: You think? Oh! I can't play trombone!
  • Zak: Maybe you can play the harmonica. You try.
  • [Mungus try to blow the harmonica but accidentally swallowed it due to it being too small. He briefly choked from the small instrument til he finally spit it out in the palm of his giant hand.]
  • Mungus the Giant: I can't play the harmonica either! I can't play anything.
  • Emmy: It's not your fault, Mr. Mungus. Our instruments are too small for you.
  • Mungus the Giant: Well, if you can't teach me to play music... then you and the birds are gonna stay here... and play for me!
  • Emmy: What if we can't do it?
  • Max: Maybe we should just go home, Emmy.
  • Wheezie: But we can't leave the Do-Re-Mis.
  • Zak: We have to think of something.
  • Mungus the Giant: Well?
  • Zak: That's It!
  • Wheezie, Max and Emmy: What's it?
  • Zak: I know an instrument that's just the right size for Mungus.
  • Max: Great!
  • Wheezie: Love it!
  • Emmy: Definitely!
  • Wheezie: Take these.
  • Zak: Then just tap on the glasses when the music starts.
  • Mungus the Giant: But how I know which ones to tap?
  • Wheezie: Just follow the bouncing dragon!
  • Zak: And a-one and a-two.
  • Max, Emmy, Zak and Wheezie: ♪ If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ♪
  • Zak: You gotta feel the beat.
  • Wheezie: From your fingers to your feet.
  • Max, Emmy, Zak and Wheezie: ♪ If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ♪
  • Max, Emmy, Zak, Wheezie, and Mungus: ♪ If you're happy and you know it Then your smile will surely show it If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ♪
  • Wheezie: Love it.
  • Mungus the Giant: I made music! I made music!
  • Emmy: You were great.
  • Max: Cool!
  • Wheezie: Loved it.
  • Zak: Way to go, Mungus!
  • Mungus the Giant: Let's play it again.
  • Max and Emmy: I wish, I wish, to use this rhyme, to go back home, until next time.
  • Emmy: Come on, Max. Let's make our own music.
  • Max: Yeah.
  • Emmy: What song should we play?
  • Max: Um, "This Old Man."
  • Max and Emmy: ♪ This old man, he played one. He played knick-knack on my thumb. With a knick-knack, paddy-whack give a dog a bone♪
  • Max: [while rolling] ♪Max and Emmy came rolling home.♫
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